A TEXT POST

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

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A VIDEO

kantamizuno:

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TV HISTORY

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A TEXT POST

maliciousmelons:

when you get put in a group with people who dont do anything

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A TEXT POST

hus-bands:

sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week

Reblogged from #ADTR4LIFE
A TEXT POST

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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A TEXT POST

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

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A TEXT POST

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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A TEXT POST

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

Reblogged from Fuck Yeah Text Posts
A TEXT POST

scottmcaall:

I might be annoying but atleast my lock screen isn’t a selfie

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A TEXT POST

rneerkat:

*pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast

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A CHAT

Entitled

  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche
A TEXT POST

circumcising:

lets play a game called ‘my phone was at 90% 2 minutes ago i swear’

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A TEXT POST

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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A TEXT POST

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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A TEXT POST

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

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